Hunter Biden's LAPTOP crashes 95% within 30 minutes of launch, as analysts warned

In roughly 30 minutes after Hunter Biden’s meme coin, LAPTOP, went live on Base, over 95% of its value got wiped out, according to blockchain analytics firm Arkham.
Those who are still holding the token are now left with a fraction of what they paid.
$LAPTOP was a bloodbath!
80% of traders lost money:
• 2 lost $100K-$1M
• 100 lost $10K+
• 700 lost $1K+
• 11,000 smaller lossesThank you Hunter Biden! 🤡 pic.twitter.com/kncqLeiZ4B
- Bubblemaps (@bubblemaps) September 9, 2026
A peak that lasted two minutes
LAPTOP went live at 8:02 p.m. and set its high two minutes later. At that point, Arkham put the token’s fully diluted valuation (FDV) at $144 billion, which is an eye-watering figure sitting on top of a liquidity pool holding just $48,000.
Thirty minutes after its first post, Arkham reported the FDV had fallen to $5 billion.
The token’s intraday high was $401.12, while the lowest it traded the same day is $1.20 the same day, per CoinMarketCap data.
LAPTOP currently trades around $1.5, down by over 95%. It is trading across two on-chain venues, an official Aerodrome pool holding $83,000 in USDC and a side Uniswap pool with $380,000.
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